Sorry for the week hiatus, y’all! The past week has been absolutely chaotic and messy, as I was pretty much living out of my car & my generous friends’ living rooms. But despite all this, I just graduated from COLLEGE this weekend, no big deal! There’s really only twos thing I never hope to […]Read More What I NEVER want to hear again post-graduation:
At my school, there exists a magical evening every semester known by all as tap night. Groups of similarly dressed men and women parade around campus marching in lines two by two and ambush lone individuals, whispering things to them & then permitting them join the end of the line. …This is also known as the […]Read More The DIY from Hell: Glitter Heels.
-Davy Crockett (and all gift mugs & shot glasses in every souvenir shop) It’s hard to believe that my summer in Texas is coming to a close, with merely 2.5 weeks left. There’s something about the summer that makes time feel so lethargic and docile, while contrarily speeding away haphazardly. I’ve learned so much about […]Read More “You may all go to hell, but I will go to Texas.”
(As I learned from the high feedback from last week’s post, apparently, I am the only person in the entire world who finds the Olympics boring. Unfortunately, this reveals my big secret: I’m actually a heartless, Olympics hating robot. It all makes sense now, right? Glad I got to clear that up.) You know that […]Read More Expectations versus Reality
As a recently legal adult, I really feel the pressure of the world weighing on my shoulders. I mean, I’ve been 21 for 4 days now and so far, I’ve had to make MAJOR life decisions. Yeah, I’m talking about the upcoming Olympics. I think they are utterly boring. Hours upon hours of booming announcers’ […]Read More Olympic Boredom.
I’ve never understood why people have indoor potted plants. It’s far too much of a hassle to water them, make sure they have sun, and…actually, that’s probably all the steps in plant care, but still. Is there a weird oxygen deficiency in your house? Is your life so relationally empty that you tend to plants […]Read More Remember that one time I was in Dallas?
(They pulled a Star Wars.) Just kidding. I like conspiracy theories as much as the next person (if that next person happens to Jesse Ventura), but I just don’t get the hoopla with the JFK conspiracy. Whether or not there were 1, 2, 65 shots and/or shooters, he still died. There’s nothing mysterious about that. […]Read More New Conspiracy: JFK never really died.
I leave for Dallas in a mere 4 days! I’m actually excited about it now; it’s going to be such an adventure and fresh start. Who knows, maybe I’ll love Texas so much that I’ll name my future kid Dallas! (…That was a joke. I’d never do that.) Where have I been for the last […]Read More I promise to not make any “Everything’s Bigger in Texas” jokes.
(For everyone’s reference: ombré=The effect of color graduation from light to dark. See what I did there?) For literally the past year, I have been intrigued with the latest trend of ombré hair, my obsession levels practically equal to America’s Got Talent producers’ desperation for relevance. I would spend hours googling hairstyles or “Is ombré still cool?,” persuading everyone […]Read More That one time I dyed my hair ombré.
This summer, I have the incredible opportunity to intern at this advertising agency in Dallas! It’s a part of this competition advertising program in honor of this ad executive from the 1960s who seems straight out of Mad Men…Seriously, he was even friends with the Reagans. Two words: Old Money.Read More It’s a “Mad Men” life.